Workplace clown decides to adapt a 'smooth alpha male' persona to impress the new front desk employee, creeps her out instead and gets fired: ‘It's a lesson I deserved…’

The "alpha male" garbage has struck again! In fact, it ended up getting this car dealership employee fired. 

Most people with a brain know that the "alpha male" talk is just that, talk. It doesn't actually get you anywhere, and the men perpetuating it are just using it to make money. If you're falling for it, you're falling for their absurd scheme. Unfortunately, people do fall for it. Just like this workplace clown who wanted to "impress" the new front desk employee. She was a cute mousey 22-year-old, and he was tired of being seen as the goofy guy. So he researched "alpha male" content, and you know where that got him? Landed him in a one-on-one meeting with HR because the new employee felt creeped out, and then he eventually got fired… 

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  • Man and woman coworkers at a car dealership discussing business
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    Man and woman coworkers at a car dealership discussing business

  • So I workED at this small car dealership in Reno, Nevada. Nothing fancy just me three other sales guys, and our manager Rick who thinks he is a wolf of wall street but drives a busted Tacoma We got this new receptionist last month.
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  • 22, quiet always reading during lunch. I decided I was gonna be that mysterious confident dude not the usual clown version of me.
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  • It's okay to fall for some garbage “advice” sometimes, we're only humans and it happens. As long as you learn from your mistakes, then it's forgivable. This guy had to learn from his mistake the hard way, but being deemed creepy and then fired… But hey! He admits what he did was straight-up embarrassing, and hindsight is 20/20. He regrets the advice and path he took and vows never to do it again. Now he knows that the “alpha male” advice is simply a very smooth-brained money scheme. 

  • I watched a bunch of cringe alpha male garbage and thought yeah less talking, more eye contact act like I have options.
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  • Here is where I cooked myself I started ignoring her on purpose like full on hot and cold.
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  • One day super friendly next day barely looking at her I thought it would make me seem busy and high value or whatever Instead she went to Rick and said I was making her uncomfortable.
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  • I did not even know that part yet yesterday Rick calls me into his office. He has this weird disappointed dad face he tells me there has been feedback about my behavior.
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  • says I am acting hostile and creating tension. I panic my brain goes into survival mode.
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  • Instead of saying sorry and explaining I was just being awkward and stupid I double down.
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  • I tell him she is the one acting weird and maybe she is projecting because she likes me yes I actually said that.
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  • Rick just stared at me like I had grown a second head. He tells me this is not high school and that he cannot have drama in the front office.
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  • This morning I get called in again. They are letting me go. Official reason not a good culture fit All because I tried to play some dumb psychological game instead of just being normal.
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  • TL;DR: Tried to act mysterious and hot and cold to impress a coworker she reported me I blamed her, now I am unemployed
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    Woman working the front desk of a business establishment looking quizzical 

  • What's so wrong with being the workplace clown? Some people strive for that! Remember the class clown? The class clown is pivotal in school rooms and an unforgettable character. They are very important in our society! You know who aren't memorable or necessary? “Alpha male” creeps. He learned too late that the workplace clown gets you further in life than the alpha creep and lost his job because of it… But it was never too late to learn a very valuable lesson, and for that, we applaud this dude! 

  • Early_Economy2068 The only smooth thing in this scenario is your brain
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  • noctyrene You watched alpha male content and became the villain in a receptionist's origin story. Impressive.
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  • OP KimK_Madison youre right and i feel like such an idiot for thinking otherwise. i really thought i was being mysterious or whatever but looking back i was just being mean to a random girl for no reason at least its a lesson I deserved lg
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  • Faokes She wasn't a "random girl." She was an adult woman, and your coworker. You immediately viewed her as an object for sual conquest instead of a human being. THAT is your problem. You don't see women as your fellow humans, you see them as some other thing.
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  • SparkleSelkie Oh man, everyone at that job is gonna be like "remember that one weird dude?"
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  • OP KimK_Madison i know my legacy there is cooked. theyre gonna be warning new hires about me like i'm some kind of cautionary tale about too much youtube and no social skills. i accepted my fate as the office cryptid the second rick looked at me
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  • Mai1564 Oof yeah, you acted like a total d khead. Those alpha-male influencers don't give good advice at all. Why would they? As long as you remain desperate and single they can continue to make money off of you. They significantly change your attractiveness alright: for the worse.
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  • OP KimK_Madison i never thought about it like that and now i feel even more stupid. thank you for spelling it out
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  • Mathelete73 You got scammed by that alpha male advice. Don't listen to that brainrot. It's made up by misogynists.
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  • OP KimK_Madison Now i feel such a clown for letting that brainrot ruin my life. i was just insecure and looking for answers and instead i got scammed by a bunch of dudes who profit off making people miserable never touching that garbage again
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  • paintlulus If you were kind you would have gotten more welcoming attention. Instead you were mean and a j . Do you think people actually like being treated like that? Did you expect her to come running after you and beg to be treated with respect? That was not being smooth by anyones definition. You got what you deserved. Grow up.
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  • I hope we all learned a valuable lesson from this story. That humor wins over control. If that guy had been funny and himself, who knows what would have happened! He probably wouldn't have been seen as creepy. Now he is the villain in that woman's life story and there is no bouncing back from that. He just has to learn his lesson, pick himself up, and move forward with a more mature outlook on life. Which, it sounds like he is! 

  • OP KimK_Madison you'e completely right and i feel like such a loser for thinking that was somehow being a j smooth. i was so deep in the algorithm that i forgot how to treat people like humans and now i'm paying the price for it. anyway thank you for the sustainable critics
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  • Isoi At least you got fired.
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  • j OP KimK_Madison Well I deserved for being such a
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  • OurLivesOnHoliday Totally impressed with how quickly you learned from this. I would still be on like step 2 of grief. You completed everything and grew from it in record time!
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  • OP KimK_Madison You must not know what shame do to preson's mind haha
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